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Il n\u2019arr\u00eate pas de pleuvoir. Jour et nuit.
La nuit, \u00e7a me berce, le jour \u00e7a me perce les v\u00eatements et l\u2019\u00e2me.<\/p>\n

Ici, le mobilier c\u2019est toujours un matelas pneumatique, une table et deux chaises. D\u00e9coration d\u2019int\u00e9rieur plut\u00f4t \u00e9pur\u00e9e\u2026 Au moins, la nuit, quand je me prom\u00e8ne dans mon appartement plong\u00e9 dans les t\u00e9n\u00e8bres, je ne risque pas de me cogner le tibia sur la table basse !<\/p>\n

Ma seule plante est en r\u00e9alit\u00e9 un plant de ciboulette qui finit par ressembler \u00e0 un bonza\u00ef suite \u00e0 mes visites r\u00e9p\u00e9t\u00e9es.<\/p>\n

Comme je n\u2019ai pas de biblioth\u00e8que, je fais des petits tas avec les livres et les notes de cours. C\u2019est tr\u00e8s joli.<\/p>\n

J\u2019ai toujours un trou b\u00e9ant dans le plafond de la salle de bain suite au d\u00e9g\u00e2ts des eaux. Hier, j’ai envoy\u00e9 un email \u00e0 la propri\u00e9taire pour lui dire que de la poussi\u00e8re, des araign\u00e9es mutantes et des souris parachutistes s\u2019introduisaient dans ma demeure par l\u2019orifice sus-nomm\u00e9.<\/p>\n

Ah oui, j\u2019ai des collocs ! Le genre qui paie pas de loyer, qui a quatre pattes et qui court vite : des souris ! J\u2019ai scell\u00e9 tous les trous en dessous de l\u2019\u00e9vier de la cuisine. Je ne les ai pas revues\u2026 Je les entends courir dans le plafond, mais \u00e7a c\u2019est pas grave\u2026 tant qu\u2019elles ne se balladent pas sur le comptoir de ma cuisine ! Si elles reviennes, j\u2019ach\u00e8terais un chat ou deux\u2026<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Il n\u2019arr\u00eate pas de pleuvoir. Jour et nuit. La nuit, \u00e7a me berce, le jour \u00e7a me perce les v\u00eatements et l\u2019\u00e2me. Ici, le mobilier c\u2019est toujours un matelas pneumatique, une table et deux chaises. D\u00e9coration d\u2019int\u00e9rieur plut\u00f4t \u00e9pur\u00e9e\u2026 Au moins, la nuit, quand je me prom\u00e8ne dans mon appartement plong\u00e9 dans les t\u00e9n\u00e8bres, je ne risque pas de me cogner le tibia sur la table basse ! 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